Bombay Toast (or should I now call it Mumbai Toast?) is a favourite breakfast comestible in this household. It was first introduced to me by two friends in Madras (now Chennai) over thirty years ago. My wife insists that it is in fact French Toast. But this morning, I rather foolishly cooked it in a pan in which I had a night or so before cooked what I describe as Aloo Chaat (and which my wife insists, correctly, is nothing of the kind, but which might safely be described as currified potato and things) and which had clearly not be washed as thoroughly as it might have been. When presented with her two slices of “Bombay Toast”, my younger stepdaughter ate one of the slices and told me that it looked slightly as though it had been cooked in highlighter (Turmeric I fear) and tasted a “bit weird”. I asked her not to inform her sister of the issue (on the basis that that helping might never be sampled if she did) and she graciously obliged. The elder stepdaughter ate all of hers with no complaint. And my wife ate the remainder of the younger’s, in the full knowledge of the Bombayness (on this occasion) of the toast. For my part, when everyone had popped out for the day, I decided to use a clean pan for mine.